May 13, 2004

• Overheard at Shaw’s

  
  

  Three pierced, tattooed, and skinny females standing around the bread aisle at Shaw’s.  Which, by the way, carries well over 100 types of bread.

  
  

  Girl 1: “What bread should we get?  Is this good?”
  Girl 2: “Yeah, but it’s expensive.”
  Girl 3: “Hold on.  I just gotta stand here and scratch my ass for a while.”

  
  

  I was creeped out, grabbed my Oat-nut (the bread), and high-tailed it out of there.  Very scary when girls out-uncivilize guys.

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