January 8, 2006
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Darn It (A Tailor To Cities, or Sew It Goes)
Having lived without a woman in the house for 20 years, I learned
to sew pretty well. I even sewed my own juggling bags! Now
that I’m married and there’s a woman in the house, I’m still doing the
sewing. Just twice as much. =PFor June and all those other “enlightened” women who don’t know how to
sew, here are my top three things you need to know about mending
clothes with a needle and thread:- Match the thread color carefully. On textured clothing, pick a slightly darker shade.
- Begin from the inside of the garment, so the final thread ends don’t show.
- To avoid bunching, don’t pull the thread too tightly.
June’s Torn Sweater Before After Mending by the Master Tailor




Comments (21)
*groaning at the title(s)*
Nice job with the mending though!
oh my goodness, ed, i’m laughing out loud….. this is hilarious!
What can I say? I married well! Too often, sewing falls way too low on women’s lists of desired husband characterstics.
Oh, I have these pants that need hemming too… Ed?
Whoa.
Masterful.
Hmm, not to Skully you or anything, Ed, but might you be just as savvy with Adobe (as in Photoshop) as well?!?! Hmmm……
>;^)
-the ever skeptic
excellent!
um, can you mend my sweater too?
hahaha…. excellent job ed.
that is amazing!!!
do you tailor pants too!!!
hahaha. good job!
i dunno… that looks good, but i need 3 data points to know it’s a trend. pants hemming, then what?
very nice! bravo!
I didn’t know june married a woman….sorry Ed, couldn’t resist.
nice work, ed!
you know, there are some men out there who can’t even sew a button on their pants. our staff team had to sit him down and teach him. wow…….
good job! much better than my efforts. i use surgical sutures (silk is best; avoid degradable sutures) and a mayo-hegar needleholder for sewing buttons back on.
wow, nice job!
WOW!! thats amazing sewing!!
impressive!
but, maybe you should teach her too.
in case you leave for a trip or something.
then what will she do w/o you?
darn, lcshih doesn’t knit *or* sew. but he cooks!
(my parents offered me a choice between a sewing machine and jewellery for my wedding gift… i’m picking the sewing machine
.)
darn, bryanche doesn’t knit *or* cook, but he once sewed me a stuffed toy, and he can do buttons too. Actually, I think bryanche also taught me how to iron!
You are a real man- I love this!